Violin Barb

Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

Violin Cloaking Device

Q: How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
A: Put it in a viola case.

Viola and Trampoline

Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.