Art & Music Jokes

Harps

Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?
A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

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Viola Falling

Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first?
A: Who cares!

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Riddles
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Female Guitar Player

Consider the following:
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string!"

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