Appearance Jokes - Ugly Jokes

Born Ugly

When you were born, you were so ugly, the doctor slapped your mother.

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Bag of Crap

Yo mama so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.

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Funny Thought - Fools Gold

Has anyone ever really been fooled by fool's gold? I mean come on, it looks as about as real as Joan Rivers' face!

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Submitted BY: TrentMabry
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