Yo Momma - BVDs

Yo mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached her waist they spelled "BouleVarD."

Yo Momma - Movies

Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Form Vs Function

A woman sits opposite a fat man on a bus and can’t help making a comment. “If that stomach was on a woman I’d think she was pregnant.” The fat man replies, “It was. She is.”