Farmers Banging Goats

Q: Why do farmers bang goats on the edge of cliffs?
A: So the goats will push back.

A Dog and A Frog

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?
A: A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Pink Gorilla Escape

A lady named Sally visited the zoo. She saw a pink gorilla. Next to the cage was a sign that said, "Do Not Touch! DANGEROUS!" She wanted to see what the gorilla felt like, so she looked both ways and made sure the coast was clear. Then she reached in and touched the gorilla. She heard someone coming, and quickly withdrew her hand and kept walking. That night after she had eaten dinner, she was resting in her purple recliner watching the news. A warning flashed across the TV. "Warning, Pink Gorilla escapes from zoo. If found, please call the zoo." Immediately Sally knew the gorilla was after her. Then she heard a Bang! Bang! Bang! on her front door. She got up, looked through the peep hole and saw the pink gorilla. She ran through the house, out the back door and into the garage. She jumped into her red Mercedes and drove as fast as she could. The pink gorilla saw her leave and jumped into his green Ford truck and chased after her. Sally looked through her rearview mirror and saw the gorilla quickly gaining speed. Soon he pulled up next to her. Sally jerked on the emergency break, jumped out of the car and started running. As she was running she saw that she was approaching the edge of a cliff. She stopped not sure what to do. She spun around and saw the pink gorilla lumbering after her, getting closer and closer. The gorilla approached her, Sally threw up her arms to protect herself, the gorilla reached out his hairy pink hand and touched Sally's head. Shaking a bit, Sally began to relax and slowly lowered her hands looking puzzled at the gorilla. The gorilla gave a little evil smirk and said, "Tag, you're it!" and he dashed off.