Animal Jokes

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Elephant Food

Q: Why do elephants eat raw food?
A: Because they don't know how to cook!

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Harem

Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?
A: A milk sheik!

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Two Male Flies

Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good looking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow shit and dives down toward her. "Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm,"...but is this stool taken?"

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