Too Many Beers

So I said "Hey man, that's my beer." Then he says, "No man, that's my beer." Then the beers say, "No man, we're our own beers." That's when we realized we had too many beers.

Drunk Elephant

Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To try to forget.

Light Bulb - Irishmen

Q: How many Irish does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins around.