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AIRPLANE JOKES - Funny Jokes about Flying | JokerZ

Airplane Jokes

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Categories: Airplane Jokes
Submitted BY: MEG

What time is it?

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines Flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells.  If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon."

Categories: Military Jokes (Marines Jokes) , Military Jokes (Army Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes) , Military Jokes (Air Force Jokes) , Airplane Jokes
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Texas vs. New York

A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: "So, where y'all from?" The New York girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where y'all from, bitch?"

Categories: Airplane Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes)
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