Window Seat

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just come from the hair salon and didn't want it blown around too much.

Droppings from a Plane

Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one dropped a bomb, just for fun. They then landed, to survey the damage they caused. The first thing they saw was a small child, crying and holding a book. Then they saw another small child, crying and holding a brick. Then they saw a small child laughing his head off. "What's so funny?" they asked him. "It was great," he said. "I farted and my neighbor's house blew up."

Drum Solo Record

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on AA8408 between Toyko and LA.