Yo Mama In Kmart

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo Mama - Tin Can

Yo momma's so poor, when I asked her why she was kicking that tin can across the street, she said she was moving!

Yo Mama - Bird Seed

Yo mama so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.