Yo Mama - Dinner Tonight

Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

Yo Mama - Garbage Can

Yo momma's so poor, I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and she popped out asking, "Who knocked?"

Yo Mama - Bathroom

Your mama so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said, "Two trees to your left."