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Yo Mama - Heels

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo Mama - Hide and Seek

Yo momma's so fat, when we played hide and seek, I spotted her behind the Himalayas.

Yo Mama - Six Piece

Yo mama so fat, she needs a six-piece bikini!

Yo Mama - Rock Climbing

Yo mama so fat... when she went rock climbing the whole mountain collapsed.

Yo Mama - Jump Rope

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to jump rope and knocked the Earth out of orbit.