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Yo Mama - Fell Over

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

Yo Mama - Underwear

Yo momma so fat, she uses her underwear for bungee jumping!

Yo Mama - Airplane

Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.

Yo Mama - Multiple Chins

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she were one of the three little pigs, she'd say, "Not by the hair on my 26 chins."

Yo Mama - Bathtub

Yo' Mama is so fat, she fills the bathtub before she even turns on the water.