Yo Mama - 7 Eleven

Yo' Mama is so fat, she went into 7-Eleven and didn't come out until 11:07.

Yo Mama: Bungee Jump

Yo Mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo Mama - Vending Machine

Yo' Mama is so fat, I put a quarter up in her ear, and she spat out a packaged snack cake.