Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Eclipse

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

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Yo Mama - Jurassic Park

Yo' Mama is so old, I took her to see "Jurassic Park" and she started having flashbacks.

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Yo Mama - Goldfish

Yo mama so ugly even Goldfish crackers don't smile back.

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