Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Garbage Can

Yo momma's so poor, I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and she popped out asking, "Who knocked?"

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Yo Mama - Airplane

Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Beach

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

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