Yo Mama - Garbage Can

Yo momma's so poor, I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and she popped out asking, "Who knocked?"

Yo Mama - Bank

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.

Yo Mama - Bathroom

Your mama so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said, "Two trees to your left."