Light Bulb - City Planners

Q: How many city planners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six - four to write an extensive study recommending a three-way 100/200/250 watt light bulb, one to write an article in the newspaper praising the study, and one to put in a 10 watt blub instead.

Old Engllish Majors

OLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it with Strunk and White

Without A Trace

A good carpenter will do his work and then varnish without a trace.