A Precise Location

Attorney: "And where was the location of the accident?"
Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."
Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"
Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

Chasing Ambulances

Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A: From chasing parked ambulances.

Lawyer and Snake

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a poisonous snake?
A: You can make a pet out of the snake.