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Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
Tell the Whole Truth
"You seem to be in some distress," said the kindly judge to the witness. "Is anything the matter?" "Well, your Honor," said the witness, "I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects."
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Plastered Lawyers
Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?
A: It depends how hard you throw them.
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Satan and a Lawyer
Q: What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
A: Twins!
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