Profession Jokes - Flight Attendant Jokes
Flying Near Athens
As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills?" "Just snow," replied the stewardess. "That's what I thought," said the lady, "but this fellow in front of me said it was Greece."
Flight Attendant's Vagina
Q: What do you call a flight attendant's vagina?
A: A cockpit.
Flight Attendant Booty Call
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I push my beverage cart by you again?
Flight Attendant Booty Call - Nuts
Hello, would you like some warm nuts?