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Word Play Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer Contraceptives
Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
A: Their personalities.
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Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.
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Ex Convicts
There's an interesting new novel about two ex-convicts. One of them studies to become a lawyer, the other decides to go straight.
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