Island Greeting

A cruise ship passed a tiny, isolated island. Everyone on board could see a bearded man on the island, shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is that man?" a passenger asked the ship's captain. "Why is he so upset?"
"I have no idea," said the Captain, "but every year when we pass by here, he goes nuts."

Annoying Drums

This guy goes on vacation to a tropical island. As soon as he gets off the plane, he hears drums. He thinks "Wow, this is cool." He goes to the beach, he hears the drums, he eats lunch, he hears drums, he goes to a luau, he hears drums. He tries to go to sleep, yet he hears drums. This goes on for several nights, and gets to the point where the guy can't sleep at night because of the drums. Finally, he goes down to the front desk. When he gets there, he asks the manager, "Hey! What's with these drums. Don't they ever stop? I can't get any sleep." The manager says, "No! Drums must never stop. It's very bad if drums stop." "Why?" "When drums stop... bass solo begins."

A Blonde, a Brunette, a Redhead, and a Shipwreck

There were three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were on a cruise ship and it was heading home. When they got about 20 miles of shore the boat began to sink (no idea why, use your imagination). The three girls jumped off and swam to a nearby island. After being there a few days the brunette tried to swim to shore. She got about five miles off the island's shore and drowned. After a few days passed, the redhead decided that she would try. She got about half way and drowned. Now realizing all her friends were gone, the blonde decided to try, too. She swam for hours. She got to where she can see the shore, but she was so tired she decided to turn around and go back.