Travel Jokes

Americans

Two Americans were walking through Leicester but couldn't agree on how to pronounce it so they decided to stop for lunch and ask the waitress. They sat down to eat their lunch and called the waitress over: "Can you tell us where we are please but say it slowly", to which the waitress replied "Bur-ger Ki-ng"

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People in a Honda

Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda?
A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.

Anonymous

Sleep Deprived

Q: How do you know when your snoring is a problem?
A: You're driving home from work and people riding with you start complaining.

Anonymous
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