Answering Machine - Out of Order

I'm sorry but my answering machine is out of order. I am leaving a broken CD player in its place. It can't take messages either. In fact, it can't even play you a nice tune while you wait to not leave a message. 

Coaxing The Answering Machine

C'mon... you can do it... just a little one. That's the way... just a little beep, just a little one. C'mon... good boy... here we go... like this -- beeeeep, just a little one, beeeeeeeeeep, c'mon... There you go!

Answering Machine - Test

This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System. This is only a test.