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Telephone Jokes - Answering Machine Jokes
Answering Machine - Ride of the Valkyries
To the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries": Leave a message... Leave a message...
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Answering Machine - New Number
The number you have reached, 226-0477, has been changed. The new number is 226-0477. (Yes, same number.) Please make a note of it.
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Answering Machine - Loud Music
(Loud music, John shouting:) HI, THIS IS JOHN, LET ME TURN DOWN THE MUSIC. (Loud footsteps, music turned down, a door slams.) Hi, this is the answering machine at John's home, he just rushed out the door, so please leave a message at the beep...
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