Answering Machine - Looting

We're not in cause we're out LOOTING! Leave a message and we'll call you back and tell you what we got.

Answering Machine - Family Fight

Hello, this is the Brown residence. We're in the middle of a family fight right now. Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever wins will call you right back.

Answering Machine - Elvis' Brain

Steve is reassembling Elvis' brain and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name...