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Answering Machine - Cheers TV
Cheers TV show theme song, "Where Everybody Knows your Name": Sometimes you make a call, Where you gotta leave your name, 'Cuz I can't come to the phone, You gotta leave a message here, right after the tone. You made a call, Where you gotta leave your name.
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Answering Machine - Beep Software
Prepare for alpha test of Beep Software revision 1.05. Counting down to test: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
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Answering Machine - Star Trek
(Star Trek theme in the background:) (Voice 1:) Room 17, the final frontier. (Voice 2:) These are the messages of Chad's answering machine. Its two semester mission: To seek out your name and your telephone number. (Voice 3:) To boldly inform you to wait for the tone.
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