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Answering Machine - Flying Saucer
Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away. Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer.
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Answering Machine - Busy
All our answering machines are busy. Please hold. (Pause.) All our answering machines are... (CLICK) This is the answering machine of...
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Voices
Blonde: "Doc, you've gotta help me. I keep hearing voices." Doc: "When are you hearing these voices?" Blonde: "When I'm on the telephone."
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