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Answering Machine - Nirvana
Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit": Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, No one's here, no one's home, leave a message, at the tone. Don't feel stupid, it's no big fuss, leave a message, you can reach us.
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Answering Machine - Madonna
Madonna's "Justify My Love"; sultry voice: Wanting... Waiting... for you, to justify your call.
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Constipation Call
Thank you for calling the constipation hotline...
Please hold.
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