Constipation Call

Thank you for calling the constipation hotline...
Please hold.

Answering Machine - Long Winded

Due to the large number of complaints regarding the length of our previous answering machine message, we made a few changes. Double speed: Insert standard long-winded message here.

Answering Machine - Poetry

Sorry that we are not at home. Please leave a message after the tone. When we get in, we'll give you a ring. Until then, wait by the phone.