Technology Jokes

Answering Machine - Space Time Continuum

A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd century. Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - USENETers

Q: How many USENETers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They are so busy hogging up bandwidth taking out their postadolescent frustrations on each other, that they never get around to it!

Anonymous

Printer Woes

Don't ever let your ink-jet printer know that you waited till the last minute to print something urgent. 
They can sense fear.

Submitted BY: MEG
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