Blonde's Internet Down

A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down. The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house. "That's Okay," says the blonde. "Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"

iPhone7 for Jean Luc

Q: Why did Captain Picard get a new smartphone contract?
A: He needed more data for his new iPhone7.

Geek's Thanksgiving

1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed
2. Be thankful your computer isn't down
3. Be thankful your favorite forum isn't down
4. Be thankful you don't have The Good Times virus
5. Be thankful your server isn't down
6. Be thankful for a vast selection of Web sites to browse
7. Be thankful no one knows who you really are
8. Be thankful someone sent you a cyber sundae, and you didn't gain a pound
9. Be thankful your 28 year old cyber-friend really isn't 72
10. Be thankful for a fast Internet connnection
11. Be thankful no one sent you a cyber voo-doo doll!