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U.S. State Jokes - Maryland Jokes
Maryland Crazy Laws
Maryland Laws:
- Thistles may not grow in one's yard.
- Baltimore - No person who is a "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in any park at any time. They define tramp as a person who roves for begging purposes and a vagrant as an idle person who is able-bodied living without labor. It's a $50 fine. I guess the tramp would have to beg for the money to pay the fine.
- It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
- It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.
- It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.
- It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898)
- Baltimore City - You may not curse inside the city limits. Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.
- Columbia - Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.
- You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish.
- Ocean City - Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
- A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. (Repealed)
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