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"Half this game is ninety percent mental." -- Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark

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Submitted BY: Danny Ozark

Cub's Bathrooms

Q: Why couldn't the Cub's baseball players go to the bathroom?
A: Because: They didn't have poo holes.

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Yankees Fans

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

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