Rookie Pitcher

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game." "When is that?" "Right after the National Anthem."

Baseball

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." -- Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark

Cub's Bathrooms

Q: Why couldn't the Cub's baseball players go to the bathroom?
A: Because: They didn't have poo holes.