The Best Part of a Woman

Three guys are discussing women. "I like to watch a woman's tits best", the first guy says. The second says, "I like to look at a woman's ass."  He asks the third guy,  "What about you?".  "Me? I prefer to see the top of her head."

Women Need Four Animals

A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for it all.

Women In The Kitchen

If women aren't supposed to be in the kitchen, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?!