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Sex Jokes - Prostitute Jokes
Man and Prostitute
A man approaches a prostitute:
"How much for a blow job?"
"$30"
"Can you do 20?"
"Sure"
"Great here's $600"
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Prostitute Conversation
Prostitute 1: Tonight's my night -- I can smell c**k in the air.
Prostitute 2: Oh, sorry. I burped.
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Visit to the Brothel
A horny young man went to a brothel... The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to know what was available. Madam, "On the first floor, we have the ex-models... they are all slinky and sexy... On the second floor, we have our ex-actresses... they are all buxom and beautiful... On the third floor, we have our ex-teachers.... they..." Man, "Say no more! Lead me to the third floor." Madam, "Are you sure... I'm surprised that you would prefer ex-teachers to ex-models and ex-actresses." Man, "It's obvious, ma'am, teachers always make you do a thing over and over again, until you're perfect at it."
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