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Brothel Trouble

An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins. "How am I doing?" He asks. "Three knots," she replies. "Three knots? What's that mean?" "You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back."

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Man and Prostitute

A man approaches a prostitute:
"How much for a blow job?"
"$30"
"Can you do 20?"
"Sure"
"Great here's $600"

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Blonde Prostitute

Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

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