Riddles - Woman Criticizes Man

Note on the Fridge

I came home from the golf course today. The wife had left a note on the refrigerator, "IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay with my mother."
I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?

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Intelligent Good Looking Man

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
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