The Hundred Nuns

One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns. She said, "There was a man in the convent last night." 99 of the nuns go ohhh, and 1 of them goes hee hee hee. The head nun goes on, "We found a condom in the garden." Again 99 of the nuns go ohhhh, 1 nun goes hee hee hee. The head nun continues "There was a hole in that condom." 99 nuns go hee hee hee, 1 nun goes ohhh.

Acne and Priest

Q. What's the difference between acne and a priest?
A. Acne comes on a boys face after he turns 13.

Dirty Little Nuns

Two nuns are at a traffic light, when a man starts to squeegee their windshield.
"Go away!" says one of the nuns. "We haven't got any money!" The man continues to wash their windows.
"Show him your cross," says the other nun.
"Okay. Fuck off!"