White and Black

Q: What's the difference between white Jew and black Jew?
A: One sits further back in the chamber.

Jewish Porno

Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?
A: They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.

Jewish Santa

Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, "Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"