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Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side: "Zelda, you've always been by my side" "When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side. When I had my first heart attack at 45; you were by my side. When I had my second heart attack at 65; you were by my side. When I broke my hip at 75; you were by my side. Now, when I'm dying; you are at my side. Zelda, you're a fucking jinx!!"
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Great Housekeeper
My ex-wife was a great housekeeper
When we got divorced she kept the house
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Hoyle on Marriage
My marriage is like a game of cards.
It started out with two hearts and a diamond, now all I want is a club and a spade.
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