Survivor For Alabamans

With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit "Survivor", Alabamans have made their own version. Contestants are given pink car to drive from Dothan, to Birmingham, on to Decatur, and back to Dothan. On each car is a bumper sticker that says, "I'm gay, I'm a yankee, and I'm here to steal your guns!" First one back wins.

Redneck - Talking Fish

You might be a Redneck if...
All of your Amazon Echo's are connected to Big Mouth Billy Bass talking fish.

Redneck Deer Head

You might be a redneck if your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses!