Redneck Jokes

Redneck Marriage Vows

You know you're a redneck when you think marriage vows are what your father-in-law promised to do to you if you didn't marry his daughter.

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Redneck Bottle Opener

You might be a redneck if you've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.

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Hillbilly Space Program

Q: What's delaying the hillbilly space program?
A: Development of a working match.

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