Political Jokes

Dear Abby: Lying Cheat

Dear Abby: My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he is a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker but many of his coworkers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he denies it all. Then he admits that he was wrong and begs me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he is a cheat. I don't know what to do.
Signed - Frustrated
 
Dear Frustrated: You should dump him. Now that you are finally a New York Senator, you don't need him anymore.

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Anonymous

CNN News

Going to CNN for news is like going to Maxine Waters for beauty tips

Submitted BY: Howdy Doody

Hillary Clinton's Accomplishments

For a list of accomplishments for my first six years as the President, I will only be recording those good things that I have done. After all, the police and investigation teams already have a nice file on me down at their offices for the "other" things I have done.

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