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Pocket Webcam
Do you have a webcam in your pocket?.. 'Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.
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No Scream in Space
They say in space, no one can hear you scream. That's because they've never done it with me.
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CPR Certified
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you're taking my breath away!
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