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Preprogrammed Thief
Although I have not been programmed to break any existing laws, I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart.
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Toothache
If I had any teeth left, they'd hurt, because you're so sweet.
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Airport or Heart
Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?
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