I'm Rich

Silver in the Hair
Gold in the Teeth
Crystals in the Kidneys
Sugar in the Blood
Lead in the Ass
Iron in the Arteries
And, an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.
I never thought I'd accumulate such wealth! 

Fantasy

Fantasy At Every Age;
17 tall, dark and handsome
25 tall, dark and handsome with money
35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 a man with hair
66 a man

Old Kayakers

OLD KAYAKERS never die, they just roll back over, and do it again.