No Peer Pressure

A reporter was interviewing a 104 year - old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

Boxers or Briefs?

One day some guys were doing a survey between "boxers" or "briefs". They went to a 25 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? He said briefs. They went to a 40 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? He said boxers. Then they went up to a 80 year old man and said "boxers" or briefs"? And the old man replied  "depends?"

Yo Mama - Cottage Cheese

Yo mama so old, she has cottage cheese instead of milk coming out of her tits.