Money Jokes - Rich People Jokes

A Billion

"A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money." -- Everett Dirksen

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Submitted BY: Everett Dirksen

Pack Your Bags, I Won the Lottery

This guy runs home and bursts in yelling "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!!"  She says "Oh wonderful, should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"  He replies, "I don't care...Just get the heck out!!"

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Desert Jews

Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
A: Somebody dropped a shekel.

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