USMC

Q: What does U.S.M.C. stand for?
A: Uncle Sam's Misguided Children.

Marine Time Off

Q: Why are Marines limited to three day passes?
A: Anymore days than that and they have to be totally re-trained.

U.S. Marines to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.